FRED’S DEAD
Chicken Power comrades, it is with a heavy heart that I write to you today. Our fearless leader, Fred the Chicken, was brutally gunned down at a recent party.
His soul departed almost immediately. His body, sent back to his family in Wafra.
The perpetrators, an envious organization known as the ‘CCC’ or Coop Cluck Clan, have been captured by authorities. Their motive? Fred the Chicken’s refusal to join their militant ranks. They await sentencing.
Very little can be said at this time.
They may have been able to ground Fred…but his memory lives on.
chicken power…
Sincerely Yours,
Fred’s Loyal Helper
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Fred in Nando’s!!!
I DID IT!!!! I was a Nando’s chicken!!!! Well…for a little while. Those %$%&*#$ waiters….
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Chicken Hater Death Threats…
Listen to the death threats!!!
Been receiving quite a few death threats here and there from chicken power haters…
hey guys, don’t hate the chicken, hate the farm…listen to these jokers trying to cause a fright…
a word of advice: an expired egg carton is scarier than you fools damnnnnnnnn…
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Inadequate Healthcare
A tribute to the many chickens descriminated against by having no access to good healthcare.
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“Do the Cluck” Premiere!
Wassup people as promised, the premiere of my long awaited music video for the hit single ‘Do the cluck’, many of you thought I was down and out but can’t nothin’ hold me down. I will continue to fight chicken discrimination, and its source Nando’s…
You can download the track here…
DOWNLOAD NOW!
(The lyrics are thought provoking, so I posted them below…)
DO THE CLUCK LYRICS
(chorus)
Now do the cluck, just do the cluck, do the cluck, just do the cluck
Do the cluck, it’s Fred the Chicken, Do the Cluck I’m so good lookin’ (repeat)Yes it’s me the hot the sizzling the funky poultry but am I fine? No!
Cause there’s a problem you see…I’m not where I’m supposed to be!
They tell me I’m not good cause I’m from da hood but I’m the full breasted chicken that could!(chorus)
Want to join the movement get at me son, cause ama right from the desert like the army of one,
They said Fred you can’t come in, you don’t belong, so I pecked up, hit the studio and wrote this song
This is Chicken Power! Join the fight, I bring it every hour, day and night, until you devoir the taste so right, have me sweet or sour, damn thas tight!(chorus)
Now throw your feathers in the air and wave em side to side and scream out Nando’s let me in side!(Repeat)
Yeah y’all Fred the chicken here, bringin it straight to you, you know how we do, bring the heat like an open fire…fight chicken discrimination y’all!
Peace bak bak bak bak
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I’M BACK!
Doctors say I need a little more rest, but I just had to get out of bed to let you know that your fearless leader has returned…
I thought I told you that we wont stop i thought i told you that we wont stop eh eh eh eh!
The fight against Nando’s shall continue!
Chicken Power Y’all!
